automatically:

walking a drunk friend like

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wild-rness:

I use humor to cover up the fact that I want to jump off a bridge

(via sensextion)

zapidos:

My little brother and I were swimming and my dad walked out and said “it’s trash day tomorrow you know what that means” and my brother looked at me dead in the eyes and said “it’s time for you to go.”

(via danisnotonfire)